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šŗ KEELANāS CUP: CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF THE MAN WHO GIVES MORE PENALTIES THAN HE GETS PRESENTSGood morning, Beerians.
We are now less than 6 weeks away from Keelanās Cup, also known as Keelanās Birthday Festival of Power Abuse.
Yes ā the event organiser, penalty dispenser, and partātime Collie dictator is turning another year older on the same weekend he gets to boss everyone around.
A dangerous combination.
Keelan is currently:
ā¢ Updating the rulebook as a birthday treat to himself
ā¢ Practising his āIām not angry, just disappointedā briefing voice
ā¢ Reminding everyone itās his birthday without technically reminding them
ā¢ Hoping someone buys him a trophy since he canāt win one
Letās be honest:
Keelanās Cup is the only motorsport event where the race director gets more attention than the drivers.
And he LOVES it.
Expect the birthday specials:
š Birthday Penalties ā 5 seconds for anyone who doesnāt say happy birthday
š Birthday Briefing ā twice as long, half as relevant
š£ Birthday Power Trip ā āItās my event, my rules, my birthdayā
šŗ Birthday Beer Count ā unlimited, because heās not driving anyway
And of course, the trophy presentation where Keelan pretends heās not disappointed he canāt hand the trophyā¦ to himselfā¦ as a birthday gift.
So prep your cars, prep your excuses, and prep your best fake smile ā because Keelanās Cup is nearly here, and the birthday boy is ready to ruin your weekend with a clipboard and a grin.
Collie. Less than 6 weeks.
Celebrate Keelanās birthdayā¦
Or celebrate a penalty.
Your choice.
THEME
Keelan's Full Throttle Birthday
WHEN
Thursday 7th - Saturday 9th May 2026
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WHERE
Collie Motorplex
643 Powerhouse Road, Collie Burn WA 6225
https://www.motorsport.beer/copy-of-bar31-emerald-endurance-1000
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Collie Motorplex, 643 Powerhouse Rd,Collie,WA,Australia, Brunswick
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