Hayley DeRoche: Dress Your Baby In Sage and Taupe

Sat May 30 2026 at 04:00 pm to 05:00 pm UTC-04:00

New Dominion Bookshop | Charlottesville

New Dominion Bookshop
Publisher/HostNew Dominion Bookshop
Hayley DeRoche: Dress Your Baby In Sage and Taupe
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Join us for an afternoon with Hayley DeRoche, who will share her new book, Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe: A Handbook for the Sad Beige Parent. An audience Q&A will follow. This in-person event will be free and open to the public. We recommend arriving early for the best seating.
About the Book: From Hayley DeRoche, the humorist who first coined the term “Sad Beige Mom,” comes a tongue-in-cheek illustrated guide to the neutral aesthetic sweeping nurseries everywhere.
Welcome to the wonderful world of beige parenting, where newborns are swaddled in soothingly sophisticated taupe muslin blankies and toddlers play only with wooden toys in shades ranging from oatmeal to sand. In Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe, Hayley DeRoche, the creator known online as @sadbeige, delivers a witty, illustrated satire of the perfectly monochromatic curated lifestyle embraced by modern parents. In a collection ranging from essays and quizzes to advice columns and poems, she takes aim at buzzy parenting trends such as feeding children artisanal baby superfoods or choosing obscure names for their kids like Tawny and Sorrel. This guide walks new parents through every step of the sad beige parenting journey, from decorating the nursery (take care to choose a suitably existential theme such as the Vastness of the Universe), all the way to the milestone that is the first birthday party (be sure to eschew plastic party favors in favor of hand-whittled wooden toys.) Along the way, she gently encourages new parents to realize that they are already the ideal caregiver for their unique little person, with or without the latest limited edition baby carrier or must-have sleep course. With custom illustrations by Julia Emiliani, this heartfelt blend of humor and social commentary is a breath of fresh air for both overwhelmed parents and those striving for Instagram perfection.
About the Author: Hayley DeRoche is a humorist and poet, and the creator of the viral “Sad Biege” TikTok series. Her work has been covered by the BBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, and more. She lives with her family near Richmond, Virginia, where she is also a public librarian.
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New Dominion Bookshop, 404 E Main St,Charlottesville, Virginia, United States

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