About this Event
Story District returns to join forces with Mortified DC for a night of absolute mortification at Penn Social.
Middle school crushes. Bad poems. Journal entries you swore no one would ever see.
In this special night with Mortified DC, adults take the stage to share real artifacts from their teen years, diaries, letters, lists, songs…
It’s raw, awkward, hilarious and weirdly relatable. Because let’s be honest: growing up was strange for all of us.
Why Come?
- Real stories from real people, straight out of their teenage years.
- A mix of comedy, nostalgia, and secondhand embarrassment.
- A room full of people laughing with you, not at you.
Event Details
When: Thursday, May 14, 2026
Where: Penn Social
Doors open at 6:30 PM and the show begins at 7:30 PM
Tickets
Get your tickets now before prices go up!
- $30 for the first 100 tickets — limited availability
- After that, general admission is $35
Secure your spot at the best price today.
Season Pass
For you or someone who needs a good night out
A Season Pass gets you five nights of live, true storytelling.
- $125 for 5 events (January–June 2026) - That’s $25 per show.
- Only 100 available - On sale through December 31
Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Penn Social, 801 East Street Northwest, Washington, United States
USD 33.48
