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‼️Help! I’ve been diagnosed with a rare condition — Chronic Metal Deficiency Syndrome (CDMS). Group therapy urgently needed‼️It started young and never went away.
�?Symptoms: stress, boredom, laziness, emotional outbursts, and an uncontrollable urge to smash things.
Our family physician- Doctor PotHeads says the only cure is Head Bang Therapy.
�? Prescription:
* 3 doses of M: Megadeth, Mötley Crüe, and Metallica
* 1 capsule of Ozzy Osbourne before meals
* Pantera and Guns N’ Roses essentially oil before sleep
Daily exercise recommended — something called “mosh pit.”
I’m following the treatment… anyone else want to join my group therapy?
Session time: 8:30pm
Location: 106 Quang An- Bevvy
Entry fee: 100k comes with a free bottle of medication
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106 Quang An, Tay Ho, Hanoi, Vietnam
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