“Dear Aunt Antagony…” – A Comedy Show for Terrible Advice

Bring your grievances like “I ghosted someone and now they joined my gym”, “my coworker said my name wrong again after reminding him like 5 times”, or “I went to a Coldplay concert with my CPO ” and our panel of Aunt* Antagony, led by Elisha Tan, is here to give you terrible advice with motivational-speaker-level confidence.

📝 You submit your life problems, however petty, anonymously.

🎭 3 - 4 of best comics in the Bay Area - as seen on Punch Line, Cobb’s Comedy Club, SF Sketchfest, and internationally - pose as unhinged gurus, with the best intentions, will give you the worst possible solutions.

💡 You’ll leave thinking, “Wow, maybe my life isn’t that bad after all”

Grab your tickets now for a night of terrible advice, big laughs, and the reassurance that you’re probably doing fine.

🎟️ $10 tickets for seats in front of the stage with unobstructed view; $5 tickets for seats at the bar with partial view. Get your tickets online & early! This show will sell out. $20 at the door – first come, first served.

⏰ ~75 minute show but it’ll fly by quickly when you laugh at someone’s misery.

🍹 Like all comedy clubs, there is a two-drink minimum to help support the bar & staff. Non-alcoholic beverages count too. Please note the venue is cashless (Credit / Debit / Mobile payments accepted).

👵 * Actual aunties not included.

ABOUT THE FUNCTION

Introducing The Function, a vibrant addition to the city's entertainment scene, where laughter reigns supreme and every night is a celebration of comedic brilliance. Near Hayes Valley and situated in the heart of Mid Market in San Francisco, this dynamic BLACK OWNED club is poised to redefine nightlife on Market Street with its electric atmosphere, top-notch talent lineup, adorned with colorful murals, cozy seating arrangements, and a stage that beckons performers to unleash their comedic prowess.

What the Media Thinks of The Function:

• "New comedy club The Function opens after 18 years of planning" - Time Out
• "SF's first black-owned comedy club" - KQED
• "New Comedy Club and Cocktail Lounge The Function Set to Open on Mid-Market" - SFist
• "First Black-owned full-time comedy club in the Bay Area is set to open" - SF Standard
• "Stroy Moyd of #HellaFunny Opening New Comedy Club in SF" - Broke-Ass Stuart

Info: Order your first drinks and get seated. Have a life problem you want the comics' advice on? Submit them anonymously before the show starts.

Info: Comics showcase their best jokes so you know who you're getting (terrible) advice from.

Info: Our panel of Aunties solve for as many life problems (badly) as possible.

Event Venue & Nearby Stays

The Function, 1414 Market Street, San Francisco, United States