About this Event
🐶 Celebrate Pets on Third & Get Your Dog Drawn in a Book by New Yorker Cartoonists
Meet Scott Dooley & Jason Chatfield
Yes—your dog. In a book. Drawn by The New Yorker cartoonists.
Join us for a very special author event with Scott Dooley and Jason Chatfield, the award-winning comedian/cartoonist duo behind You’re Not a Real Dog Owner Until…. Attendees can pre-order a copy of the book and receive a hand-signed edition personalized with a custom sketch of their dog—a one-of-a-kind keepsake for any dog lover.
Simply pre-order your book and send a photo of your dog to [email protected]. Books will also be available for purchase at the event, but quantities cannot be guaranteed without pre-ordering.
📘 About the Book: You’re Not a Real Dog Owner Until…
The definitive reflection of what it truly means to be a dog owner—from dog park politics and Zoom-call interruptions to inevitable messes and all the love in between.
Written and illustrated by two of The New Yorker’s most beloved contributors, this laugh-out-loud collection pairs New Yorker–style cartoons with painfully relatable truths, including:
- You’ve had to erase the word “walk” from your vocabulary as if it holds dark magical powers
- You have dog park friends you only know by their dog’s name
- You’ve mediated a cease-fire between your dog and the Roomba
- Your dog has loudly “protected” you from countless potential intruders
- Your dog eats a healthier, more balanced diet than you do
- You have a voice you only use with your dog—and another voice for your dog
🐕 Book Options & Pricing
Dog Owner Book (Hand-Signed with Custom Dog Sketch)
$59.99
Options:
- Signed Only — $39.99
- Signed + 1 Dog Sketch — +$20
- Signed + 2 Dog Sketches — +$30
- Signed + 3 Dog Sketches — +$40
📌 Books will be available for purchase at the event, but quantities are limited and cannot be guaranteed without pre-ordering.
Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Books on Third, 1300-3rd St S, Naples, United States
USD 47.40 to USD 92.87












