About this Event
Valued Shareholders,
As silly season is in full swing, we thought it best to remind you all of what this time of year is truly about:
Financial Responsibility.
So let’s get down to business, to brass tacks.
It’s Quarter 4, and frankly we at Cold Cuts Enterprises & Acquisitions have not delivered.
With only 1 event so far this year, we’ve fallen way behind on our projected projections, and to be quite honest, it is not looking good for our multi-million euro bonus packages as CEO, CFO and sole employees of Cold Cuts.
So we are offering you, our dearest day 1 investors, a tremendous opportunity.
For a one-time cash injection of €30. You, as shareholders, will receive in compensation:
>Our eternal and undying love.
>A ticket to our Cold Cuts AGM, which includes:
Entry.
A delicious welcome drink.
Snacks.
Inflation-busting Martinis & Hiballs.
Insider information.
Tickets will go on sale this Tuesday the 10th at 5pm, link in bio.
There will be two seating options, 6-8pm and 9-11pm.
The AGM will be held in Monk, Cork.
Dress Code: The sleaziest business attire you own.
Yours truly,
Alex & Oisín
Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Monk Cocktail Bar, 14B North Mall, Cork, Ireland
