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Upcoming Hash N+334 – St. Patrick’s Day HashWell, Hash N+334 is coming up, perfectly timed two days before St. Patrick’s Day—because nothing says “Irish celebration” like getting lost on a questionable trail with questionable people and questionable decisions. 🍀🍺
Our brave (or possibly confused) hares, Union Jack-Off and Just Richard, have heroically stepped forward to set trail. And by “stepped forward,” we mean they volunteered before anyone could stop them. So prepare yourselves… the trail will almost certainly be as shitty as their sense of direction.
The run will start at the park at SQN 216, Bloco B, at the far end of Asa Norte. And anyone who knows Richard knows he lives there, which means this trail will be a guided tour of exactly how shitty this part of the city can be. Expect wrong turns, suspicious flour marks, and at least one moment where you question your life choices.
But since it’s our St. Patrick’s Day Hash, you can safely assume there will be plenty of beer to help you forget the trail afterward. 🍻
So come out, wear something green, follow the flour (or don’t), and join us for another gloriously terrible Hash.
On On! 🍀
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📍 Start
Park at SQN216, Bloco B in Asa Norte
🐍 Trail
From this starting point… absolutely anywhere and nowhere at once.
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🗺️ The Trail
🏃 Runners:
LOL. No. Sit down, champion. This is not your day.
🚶 Walkers:
~5 km of scenic suffering, like a relaxing stroll, except it’s hot, confusing, slightly traumatic, and ends in beer.
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🍻 What to Expect (Besides Poor Decisions)
🎭 Chalk Talk – Like a TED Talk, but drunk, badly organized, and mostly lies.
🍺 Beer Stop – The exact moment your liver starts drafting its resignation letter.
🎉 Circle – Public humiliation, off-key chanting, and beer so warm it qualifies as soup.
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🌦 Forecast
Hotter than Lucifer’s bidet, with a strong chance of “oh for f*ck’s sake, rain again.”
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🧳 Packing List
• Sunscreen strong enough to survive nuclear war
• Raincoat / human condom (Brazilian summer edition)
• A sense of humor
• Any remaining dignity (it will die in Circle)
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So lace up your shame-proof shoes, hydrate like it’s your religion, and come suffer gloriously with us.
This isn’t a run. It’s group therapy with beer, heckling, and occasional accidental nudity.
On On, you magnificent disasters! 🍻🐾
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Event Venue
SQN 216 Bloco B, Asa Norte, Brasília - DF, Brasil, SQN 216 Bloco C, Bloco C, Asa Norte, Brasília - DF, 70875-030, Brasil, Brasília, Brazil
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