Name: Billy Turns 60!
Start: 2026-05-09T17:30:00-05:00
Location: Jake's Place

🎉 Billy Turns 60… We Checked, It’s Not a Typo 🎉
Against all odds, Billy is officially hitting the big 6-0 🫡
Join us as we celebrate 60 years of questionable decisions, bad jokes, and somehow surviving them all.
📅 Date: May 9, 2026
⏰ Time: 5:30 PM – until Billy falls asleep in his chair
📍 Location: Jake's Place
Come eat, drink, and celebrate a guy who’s been “30 with experience” for quite a while now 😄
No gifts needed—just bring your best roast material and maybe reading glasses so he can see who showed up.
🎂 Let’s give him a night he’ll (hopefully) remember 🎂