AUDITIONS for "Crazy Quilt Club"

Thu Apr 09 2026 at 05:30 pm to 08:00 pm UTC-04:00

23 W. Seminary St, Mercersburg, PA, United States, Pennsylvania 17236 | Mercersburg

Star Theatre PA
Publisher/HostStar Theatre PA
AUDITIONS for "Crazy Quilt Club"
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🎭We are looking for 7 experienced character actresses (age 45 and up) for our production of the comedy-mystery play "Crazy Quilt Club".
🌟Roles Available:
Maltilda Thibedeaux - President of the Crazy Quilt Club.
Myrtle Ipswitch - The snoop.
Clara Quinten - The compulsive liar.
Sarafina Litton - Thinks crabbiness is a virtue.
Viola Underwood - Has a telltale allergy.
Lydia Thornedyke - Likes to die on Tuesdays.
Veronia Blather - Has published several whodunits, thinks best when she is knitting.
📌Rehearsal Schedule:
Begins Tuesday, April 21st from 6:30 - 9:00pm
and is EVERY Tuesday and Thursday from 6:30 - 9:00pm AND
EVERY Saturday from 10am - 4:00pm (no rehearsal 5/2)
🎧Tech Week:
Begins Monday, May 25th from 6:00 - 10:00pm
THROUGH Thursday, May 28th from 6:00 - 10:00pm
(no rehearsal 5/29)
🎬Performances:
Saturday, May 30th - Cast call at 1:30pm
Sunday, May 31st - Cast call at 1:30pm
Saturday, June 6th - Cast call at 5:30pm
Sunday, June 7th - Cast call at 1:30pm
🤩Show Synopsis:
Veronica Blather is a sweet little old lady who spends
most of her time knitting and solving murders, most of which
occur whenever she shows up. Understandably, she has a
problem finding a place to live.
When her niece, Dr. Lydecker, invites her to stay at a
retirement home for old knitters, it seems ideal - until one of
it’s members dies from drinking bad punch. Or was it
poisoned? Who did it? Was it Matilda, the president of the
Crazy Quilt Club? Or Clara, who’s a compulsive liar? And
what about the wise-cracking Sarafina who doesn’t trust
anybody and carries a rifle just to be sure?
Clues drop as fast as corpses as Lieutenant McCoy
shows up, just to muddle the waters more. Add in a black
widow spider, a drafty old cave, a gold nugget, and an
ominous phone call and light begins to dawn on Veronica.
That is, before the storm knocks out all the lights.
Dialogue races along at breakneck speed and keeps the
audience guessing till the last minute in this ferocious
mystery comedy.
☎️Audition Information:
Please contact us at 717-220-3318 or at:
[email protected] , to schedule your time-slot. We will also send you a reading to prepare ( not memorize ) for your audition.
Also, bring a list of ALL schedule conflicts you may have.
🎭We pride ourselves on offering a friendly, professional and team-oriented working atmosphere. We look forward to meeting you at auditions!
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