“Am I the A*shole?” - Standup Comedy Settling YOUR Disputes

Two comics go head-to-head arguing for-and-against your most absurd, everyday disputes and YOU are the jury on whether who is the a*shole. We’re talking disputes like:

• I unplugged my boyfriend’s PlayStation mid-game because he wouldn’t help with the dishes.
• My friend want to use charge me $50 to park at his driveway during Outside Lands
• My Hinge date ghosted me after I declined to tip at a restaurant, even though I could afford it, because the service was bad.

📝 You submit your pettiest problems anonymously.

🎭 3 - 4 of best comics in the Bay Area - as seen on Punch Line, Cobb’s Comedy Club, SF Sketchfest, and internationally - put them on trial with over-the-top monologues, fake protests, and chaotic courtroom antics…

💡 YOU vote on who is the a*shhole (and maybe walk away with a renewed sense of justice)

🎟️ $10 tickets for seats in front of the stage with unobstructed view; $5 tickets for seats at the bar with partial view. Get your tickets online & early! This show will sell out. $20 at the door – first come, first served.

⏰ ~75 minute show

🍹 Like all comedy clubs, there is a two-drink minimum to help support the bar & staff. Non-alcoholic beverages count too. Please note the venue is cashless (Credit / Debit / Mobile payments accepted).

ABOUT THE FUNCTION

Introducing The Function, a vibrant addition to the city's entertainment scene, where laughter reigns supreme and every night is a celebration of comedic brilliance. Near Hayes Valley and situated in the heart of Mid Market in San Francisco, this dynamic BLACK OWNED club is poised to redefine nightlife on Market Street with its electric atmosphere, top-notch talent lineup, adorned with colorful murals, cozy seating arrangements, and a stage that beckons performers to unleash their comedic prowess.

What the Media Thinks of The Function:

• "New comedy club The Function opens after 18 years of planning" - Time Out
• "SF's first black-owned comedy club" - KQED
• "New Comedy Club and Cocktail Lounge The Function Set to Open on Mid-Market" - SFist
• "First Black-owned full-time comedy club in the Bay Area is set to open" - SF Standard
• "Stroy Moyd of #HellaFunny Opening New Comedy Club in SF" - Broke-Ass Stuart

Info: Order your first drinks and get seated. Have a life problem you want the comics' advice on? Submit them anonymously before the show starts.

Info: First pair of comics will showcase their best jokes before they debate on your disputes.

Info: Second pair of comics will showcase their best jokes before they debate on your disputes.

Event Venue & Nearby Stays

The Function, 1414 Market Street, San Francisco, United States