A John Waters Christmas - Avondale Music Hall

Tue Dec 16 2025 at 06:30 pm to 11:00 pm UTC-06:00

Avondale Music Hall | Chicago

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A John Waters Christmas - Avondale Music Hall
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The legendary producer and film director John Waters returns to Avondale Music Hall | ONE NIGHT ONLY IN CHICAGO
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ONE NIGHT ONLY IN CHICAGO | A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS

We're naughty. We're nice. But we've got lice!

Yep, the alternative Clause with flaws, John Waters, is back with his demented holiday show that puts the gag in gagster, the hole in holiday, and the stuffer in your stocking. He not only loves Santa, he eats him raw and regurgitates him back up piping hot to eager-beaver filth-tartar lovers everywhere.

Yep, Waters' fast moving, all-new stand-up comedy show is here again for another year of holiday jeer, coming down your chimney without a Dude Wipe, ready to gobble up your Christmas cookies. It's a whole new world out there and you know what you have to do! Teabag the reindeer!

Knock over the tree! Leave a holiday payday for your whole family to see. It's A John Waters Christmas - resist, resist, resist, with a joyous limp wrist.


VIP THERAPY SESSION WITH JOHN WATERS AVAILABLE | LIMITED INVENTORY - Includes Venue First Entry / First Seat Selection, Autographed Poster, Small Group Therapy Session with John Waters post show and Selfie (from a distance)

This is a fully seated event


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Event Venue & Nearby Stays

Avondale Music Hall, 3342 North Milwaukee Avenue, Chicago, United States

Tickets

USD 57.52 to USD 140.81

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