Name: 🩺Doctor’s order: Headbang Therapy
Start: 2025-11-14T20:30:00+07:00
Location: 106 Quang An, Tay Ho, Hanoi, Vietnam

$\ud83e\ude7aDoctor\u2019s order: Headbang Therapy$

‼️Help! I’ve been diagnosed with a rare condition — Chronic Metal Deficiency Syndrome (CDMS). Group therapy urgently needed‼️
It started young and never went away.
�🥵Symptoms: stress, boredom, laziness, emotional outbursts, and an uncontrollable urge to smash things.
Our family physician- Doctor PotHeads says the only cure is Head Bang Therapy.
�🩺 Prescription:
* 3 doses of M: Megadeth, Mötley Crüe, and Metallica
* 1 capsule of Ozzy Osbourne before meals
* Pantera and Guns N’ Roses essentially oil before sleep
Daily exercise recommended — something called “mosh pit.”
I’m following the treatment… anyone else want to join my group therapy?
Session time: 8:30pm
Location: 106 Quang An- Bevvy
Entry fee: 100k comes with a free bottle of medication