🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎Wisteria Lane has always looked perfect from the outside—but perfection hides the darkest secrets. Join us this summer, Anitta and Fidel Unbothered Cartier, to a night where façades crack, truths unravel, and only one House will rise above the silence and dominate the Lane. The Desperate Housewives Kiki Ball—because in the end, keeping secret is a lonely business… and someone always pays the price.
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. TICKETS 🎟️ : https://buytickets.at/houseofunbotheredcartier/1695431
* 📍 LOCATION📍: Voz do Operario
* 🎤 MC 🎤: Japan Unbotherd Cartier
* 💿DJ 📀 : Odete Bodega
* 🐍 JUDGES 🐍 :
🇫🇷Paris Mother Rajah Unbothered Cartier
🇫🇷 Iconic Chipie Mermaids
🇫🇷Legendary Mother Kushina Versace
🇬🇧Legendary EU Father Kaarter Telfar
🇫🇷 European Mother Keisha Coperni
🇫🇷 Paris Prince Seifiu Louboutin
🇺🇸 Overall Princess Lola Bodega
🏆 CATEGORIES 🏆:
🍎TAG TEAM REALNESS : 2🏆 (1MF/1FF)
It’s over, you give up on the ring with your partner. You must bring it as a divorcing couple and show the panel that the marriage can’t be saved. Mandatory divorce papers to bring to the judges. 💔
🐍 OTA FACE : 2🏆(MF/FF)
One thing about rich suburbs, they’re going to show up with fine pearls and diamond. Present your beautiful face in pearls and/or diamonds. Note that they don’t have to be on your outfit. Surprise us. 💎
🍎BABY VOGUE : 1🏆
Some children are spoiled, and it’s not their fault.
Baby Vogue! In the name of our very own Juanita Solis, you have to bring a mandatory crown to the floor.
🐍OTA BODY : 2🏆 (MF/FF)
John Rowland’s sexiness brought Gabrielle Solis into the mix. Present your body just like him in a gardner inspired effect.
🍎OTA SEX SIREN : 2 🏆(MF/FF)
It’s sexy time on the Lane. Just like the iconic Eddie Britt, make your comeback to the floor in a wet, car wash inspired presentation. 💦 🧽
*NO WATER ALLOWED ON THE FLOOR*
🍎OTA BEGINNERS RUNWAY 1 🏆
ADDED CATEGORY
AA : Just like the regular category, bring it in a burglar and steal your way to the grand prize, and do not get caught, even if you’re a beginner ;)
EU : Just like your senior, walk the category in a pyjama set, silk or cotton, give a good reason not to fall asleep.
🐍OTA EU RUNWAY : 2 🏆(MF/FF)
It’s bedtime on the Lane, but even in their pyjamas, runway girls can serve.
Walk the category in a pyjama set, silk or cotton, give a good reason not to fall asleep. 💤
🍎OTA ALL AMERICAN RUNWAY : 1 🏆
Remember Orson Hodge’s sneaky tendencies with kleptomania ? Exactly. All Americans walk your way to the judges in a burglar effect, we can’t see your face so you won’t get caught. 🥷
🍎FASHION KILLAH :1🏆
Fashion is in the details, all true Desperate Housewives fans know that the opening of the series is always showing our fab 4 holding an apple with a snake watching over them. Bring a fashion effect in a reptile print.
🐍COM VS COM : 1🏆
There’s no one like Mary Alice when it comes to storytelling, tonight it’s your turn. Just bring it.
🐍OTA PERFORMANCE : 1🏆
Performers, class means to keep it simple, inspired by the husbands of the lane, you just have to incorporate a tie in your effect.
🍎CLASSIC PERFORMANCE : 1🏆
Classics never make a comeback. Inspired by René Perry’s famous husband. Bring it in a baseball inspired effect to get your 10s.
🐍FF PERFORMANCE : 3 🏆
DRAG/FQ/WOMEN
There’s nothing more suburban than to do morning cardio in fancy sport clothes. Girls, get your 10s in the tracksuit of your choice.
🍎 TEAM PERFORMANCE 4🏆 (MAX 2 HOUSE MEMBERS PER TEAM) -
The Ultimate Battle. Wisteria Lane is all about playing for the team. Time to show it once again, ballroom style.
🐍TEAM BREE VAN DE KAMP : TSUNAMI UNBOTHERED CARTIER 💎
🐍TEAM LYNETTE SCAVO : ITALY MOTHER KIMORA JUICY COUTURE 🧃
🐍TEAM GABRIELLE SOLIS : SWISS MOTHER SAYARI BODEGA 🅱️
🐍TEAM RENÉ PERRY : DONA - PANY COPERNI 🐠
🐍TEAM SUSAN MYER : SPANISH PRINCESS DJAMILA VERSACE ⚜️
Event Venue
A Voz do Operário, Rua Voz do Operário 13,Lisbon, Portugal
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