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🎉 It’s a Festivus Miracle! Join Us for Festivus at Swan Brewing! Looking for an alternative to the usual holiday hoopla? Celebrate Festivus with us – for the rest of us! 🎄🛑 (Except with a pole, not a tree. Tinsel is distracting.)
📅 Date: Monday - 12/23/24
📍 Location: Swan Brewing
What to Expect:
- The Festivus Pole: Cold, metallic, and unadorned. Just the way Frank Costanza intended.
- Airing of Grievances: Bring your biggest grievances and let 'em fly. Remember, "I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it!"
- Feats of Strength: Think you’re strong enough to take on the Swan crew? We might just see if you’ve got what it takes!
- Seinfeld’s Festivus Episode on Repeat: All day long, because "Festivus is back!"
Dress casual, bring your grievances, and prepare for a holiday gathering like no other. "Festivus isn’t over until you pin me!"
Feats of Strength? Airing of Grievances? Holiday pints? What could go wrong?!
So, join us at Swan Brewing and let’s make it a Festivus to remember. And remember, “It’s a Festivus for the rest of us!”
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115 W. Pine St., Lakeland, FL, United States, Florida 33815
