You Really Suck

Thu, 02 Oct, 2025 at 07:00 pm to Sun, 12 Oct, 2025 at 10:00 pm UTC-05:00

Cafe Istanbul | New Orleans

Queer New Theatre
Publisher/HostQueer New Theatre
You Really Suck
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The gay vampire event of the season, an all original musical by local theater company Queer New Theatre
About this Event

Vampire Marco Flambeau seems to have it all; a thriving gay bar in the French Quarter, an adoring yet long-suffering femme fatale familiar, and his very own swamp monster. And yet, when star quarterback, Andy, waltzes into his gay bar on the first night of Southern Decadence, Marco realizes there is one thing he has yet to achieve in his 400 years roaming the planet: unholy matrimony.

Will Andy join Marco on his throne in the kingdom of the night or will their plans be thwarted by lesbian vampire hunters, an undead pep squad, or enough secrets and lies to fill a coffin. Find out all this and more in You Really Suck, a wickedly funny Vampire Musical.


A play by Ben Fox

Music and lyrics by Ben Fox and Matt Kruft

Directed by Kendra Unique


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Event Venue & Nearby Stays

Cafe Istanbul, 2372 Saint Claude Avenue, New Orleans, United States

Tickets

USD 31.37

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