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Tired of seeing couples blissfully making heart-shaped eyes at each other over candle-lit dinners? Yeah, us too. That's why we’re throwing the Valentine’s Day Sucks Party at The Weighted Plate, where love goes to die and singlehood is celebrated. Throw away the clichés, ditch the roses, and join us for a night where you can actually have fun—without the awkward PDA in the booth next to you.What to Expect:
Jason Kane & The Jive: These local legends have graced TV screens from here to you probably saw them on your aunt’s Facebook. Expect high-energy jams, powerful vocals, and a rhythm section that’ll make you forget you’ve been crying alone with a pint of ice cream. Catch them from 7-10pm, and we dare you to not sing along.
Shot Deals That Are Too Hot for the Internet: We're not posting the names of the shots here—mostly because we’re pretty sure they’ll get flagged for some community standards thing. But trust us, these concoctions are definitely the most fun you’ll have with a drink in your hand, a napkin in your lap, and zero romantic expectations.
Ex Photo Throwing Ceremony: Got a photo of your ex? Great! Bring it, and we’ll throw it in the fire pit for you. It’s a ritual, it’s cleansing, and it’s possibly the most cathartic thing you’ll do all year. Plus, it’s cheaper than therapy.
Name Tags for the Socially Awkward: We get it—social anxiety is real, and you just want to drink and not have to talk to the weird guy in the corner. Don’t worry, we’ve got you. Our name tags will not only help you avoid awkward small talk but will also proudly announce that you’re single, ready to mingle, and definitely not here for any relationship drama.
Heather Ray – The Sexologist with a Heart of Gold: She’s here to elevate your game, educate the guys, and sell you John’s Green Pickle Shots. Don’t ask, just trust. You’ll feel enlightened, educated, and probably a little bit tipsy. We’ll leave the rest to your imagination.
So come on down, bring your single friends, burn the clichés, and have a blast. We promise there will be zero pressure to find true love (unless you count the love you’ll find for discount shots and free therapy via ex-photo-burning). See you at The Weighted Plate on February 14th. No reservations required—just bring your best “I’m fine” face and an appetite for chaos.
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5441 FM-1102, New Braunfels, TX 78132-4383, United States
