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Glitch Presents : The Great British BASS OFF 🧁Welcome to The Great British BASS Off – where wobbles replace whisks, drops replace dough, and the only thing rising is the bassline! This is an utterly unserious, laugh-out-loud parody event blending the wholesome charm of The Great British Bake Off with the filthy energy of bassline, UKG, and speed garage. Expect outrageous DJ sets, ridiculous challenges, and pure mayhem on the dancefloor.
🎛 The Setup:
DJ "Contestants" – A lineup of local bassline selectors will "compete" to serve the spiciest tracks
Judges – Think Mary Berry but with a BassFace and Gun-fingers. MCs and Ravers act as "judges" critiquing each mix with absurd baking-style commentary. ("This drop is underbaked, love… could do with another minute in the oven.")
Hosts – Dressed in full Bake Off attire, encouraging "contestants" while sipping tea (or something stronger).
🔥 The Rounds:
Signature Bass – DJs showcase their best bassline tracks. Points for face-melting wobbles
Technical Challenge – Random wacky restrictions (e.g., "Only use songs from 2005", "Mix with oven mitts on", "No headphones allowed").
Showstopper Round – The wildest, most creative set wins. Think double drops, ridiculous mashups, and bassline anthems.
🍰 Silly Extras:
Free tea & biscuits (before the bass melts your face).
A "Soggy Biscuit" contest for the best Ravers / DJ's.
Confetti cannons but filled with flour (may make a huge mess).
Bass off cupcake Sale – cupcakes with speaker-shaped icing? Yes, please.
🏆 The Prize:Something completely dumb, like a golden wooden spoon or a sash that says "Star Baker, Star Raver."
📍 Venue: A sweaty basement, a quirky club, or even a random warehouse.🎟 Dress Code: Bake Off aprons or full-blown raver gear. Bonus points for chef hats and oven gloves.
Expect heavy bass, zero seriousness, and a night that’ll leave you crying with laughter.
Let’s get wobbly – On your marks, get set… BaSs OfF! 🚀
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Suburbia, Suburbia, Southampton, EN, United Kingdom
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