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(REJECTED FROM FRONT PAGE NYT - 01/29/86)On the night of December 13th, 2024, at the Retreat Hotel in Brunswick, people exploded. Below, find their final recorded transmission:
“T-MINUS 3 SECONDS: *SHIRKHER EXPLODING*
T-MINUS 2 SECONDS: *MONDO CANE EXPLODING*
T-MINUS 1 SECONDS: *BIGGER BOOT EXPLODING*
T-MINUS 0 SECONDS: *YOU EXPLODING*”
Our reporter, who could not afford the $15 ticket, had been dejectedly waiting for the 19 tram just out front on Sydney Rd. Muffled by walls and drowned by cars, never-before-heard songs by the headlining act Bigger Boot nonetheless filtered their way through to her ears. They were beautiful; they will not be heard again.
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
The Retreat Hotel, 280 Sydney Rd, Brunswick VIC 3056, Australia,Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Brunswick
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