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https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/edinburgh/fruitmarket/tfeh-presents-the-bohman-brothers-wild-rani-off-brand/e-lqpgxz2025's first TFEH family get together for & by weirdo sound enthusiasts at Fruitmarket, Edinburgh.....
THE BOHMAN BROTHERS.
At the head of the family dinner table sit two patriarchs of preposterousness. Serving experimental buffets of sound since 1984. Adam sits in his brother's lap, while Jonathan reaches around Adam's midrift to manipulate the closely mic'd cutlery. Jonathan being taller than Adam, this gives the appearance that Adam's limbs are longer than expected. Jonathan's right arm, like a car park barrier springing from under Adam's armpit, brandishes a blunt knife that freely butters the table with a smear of found sound. Jonathan's left arm, craning from Adam's shoulder like an oil field pumpjack, forks their improvisation for accumulated clutter and pulls it apart into segmented portions for easier digestion. All the while, leaves of word salad protrude from Adam's mouth to be picked out by Jonathan's hungry gnashers and masticated into a hash of meaningful tidbits. We suggest TFEH's audience help yourselves to any crumbs that end up on the floor. The Three Second Rule can be extended to at least thirty minutes at Fruitmarket, and the Brothers' leftovers are as delectable as they are nutritious.
WILD RANI.
Your hosts at TFEH must apologise for having assigned dinner duties along traditional gender lines. Thankfully Sister Becky Mahay was suitably disgusted with us and refused to spend the expected hours in the kitchen. She will make her soup before your eyes. A famous and hearty Brummy broth more recently exported to warm the cockles of the Leeds underground, Becky's recipe is timeless and cannot be faulted, but it never tastes the same twice: Heat a cast iron industrial strength pan on a middling heat and sizzle a drone until brown. Add a gloopy stock sourced from the bones of yesteryear's cracked electronics and then bring to the boil. The stew should soon be distinctly it's own flavour and yet unrecognisable. Season with speckles of poetry detailing mundanities and everyday horrors then serve lukewarm in a cassette case. Is it stinging your eyes a wee bit? Not to worry. Becky's projected visual garnish will bring relief to yr peepers.
OFF BRAND.
Khnaisser is a brother to all and Robertson is the only living member of his family who has never divorced, but the TFEH house band appear to have drank themselves under the dinner table.
SUN 26TH JAN 2025.
Doors= 8pm. Cost= £10.
Fruitmarket, 45 Market St., Edinburgh, EH1 1DF.
Fruitmarket is fully accessible, with an elevator for those who require it.
We would much prefer if you bought tickets in advance for COVID safety reasons by following this link: https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/edinburgh/fruitmarket/tfeh-presents-the-bohman-brothers-wild-rani-off-brand/e-lqpgxz
The only payments accepted at the door will be in CASH, as we are Steam Age galoots who are unable to process card transactions.
If you’re short on funds but still want to come, let us know, and we’ll make it happen.
Be responsible: If you have access to lateral flow tests, then please test yrselves before attending the gig, stay home if you get a positive result or feel unwell, and be considerate of folks in the venue by masking up when it seems appropriate, sanitising yr paws regularly, and generally not being a radge.
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Fruitmarket, Fake Venue, Market Street, Edinburgh, EH1 1, United Kingdom,Edinburgh, United Kingdom