About this Event
Susan Bones: The Untold Story of a Horsegirl who went to Hogwarts
(Musical Comedy/Parody)
Sunday, December 14th, 2025
Doors 7:10PM // Show 7:30PM
$20 Pre-sale // $25 Day of
This performance will include an intermission.
**Lineup subject to change**
Late Arrivals will be turned away 20 minutes after scheduled event start.
No Refunds or Exchanges. For the protection of our audiences we reserve the right to refuse service.
Susan Bones: The Untold Story of a Horsegirl who went to Hogwarts is unlike any tale that has come before it. In this interactive, one-act musical, you’ll meet Ms. Susan Bones and her fellow Hufflepuffs -- Milken, Jill, and Rob -- as they tackle their freshman year at Hogwarts.
Yes, they attend the same school as the characters you're familiar with (Hermione, Ron, and Harry!), but no, they never cross paths! These kids are too busy chasing their own dreams. For Susan, that means escaping the strange world of witches and wizards and galloping off into the sunset on a unicorn. After all, Susan is a horse girl at heart. Why must she be forced to learn spells and potions!?
A few familiar faces may appear, but fear not—this tale is unlike anything you’ve ever seen from Hogwarts. There are warts, barfing, armadillos, and even a musical number aboard the Hogwarts Express, among other surprises! Whether you're a die-hard Harry Potter fan or not (one-half of this writing duo has never even seen a Potter film or read a Potter book!), you’ll enjoy this magical adventure. And if you don’t? Well, you can blame J.K. Rowling.
Starring:
Zack Colonna (The Neighborhood, Kenan, CBS Showcase)
Mimi Von Schack (JFL New Face, Dropout, UCB)
Devon Drew (Edinburgh Fringe, UCB)
Evan Mills (Second City, JFL New Face, CBS Showcase)
Jeff Murdoch (Monster, UCB, Second City)
Sarafina Ludlow (UCB)
Jemima Lauriston (Little Late with Lilly Singh, UCB)
Jeung Bok-Holmquist (UCB)
Jason Avezzano (Daddies Boi, Upstaged by M**der, So OCD)
Eric Lewis-Baker (Elysian, iO)
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For Attendees requiring an Assisted Listening Device, you must submit a written request to venue operator 48 hours prior to listed show start.
FREE street parking on Lyric Ave and Griffith Park Blvd
At this time there are no additional safety regulations required of audiences - masking, etc. But if you do feel unwell please stay home. We continue to update our policies at times when health conditions change.
Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Lyric Hyperion Theater & Cafe, 2106 Hyperion Avenue, Los Angeles, United States
USD 23.38 to USD 28.92
