Smut Slam Baltimore: Stuffed

**If the event is not sold out by 7pm on the day of the show, you can buy tickets at the door. At-door tickets are $25.**

Trussing, oiling, stuffing-- are we talking about Turkey Day or Tuesday night at the dungeon? Either one is on theme as the Slamily sits down to a hedonistic feast of the spiciest stories you've ever heard!

This month, our theme is “Stuffed” as we careen into the sensory excess of the holiday season. Let's laugh about the gymnastics of sex in your childhood bed on your visit home. Wow us with "you fit WHAT in there?" Delight us with the night you were the buffet table. We don't care if you talked with your mouth full because here, gratitude sounds like "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who can't wait to get buttered up.

Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get swag and merch from our vendor table—including Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.

As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize. We've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—your courage could be rewarded by a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!

Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door

(want to give back to your community? Can't make the show, but want to help others attend? Choose the "contribute to gift tickets" option to fund community tickets for those in economic hardship! Gift tickets are made available as they're funded, no questions asked-- please only take one if you actually need it and if not, save them for those who do.)

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Diva Darling is the producer and femme-cee of the standing-room-only sex-themed storytelling show Smut Slam DC, and now of Smut Slam Baltimore. She is proud to have helped Smut Slam International creator Cameryn Moore develop the very first franchise show with DC. She's a sex educator, dating/relationship coach, and writer for She's also a burlesque performer/producer and teacher, an actor, playwright/producer, and an author whose short story "Frenzy" was released last year in Best Women's Erotica of the Year Vol. 8. She's a popular presenter at Nerd Nite DC, leads a polyamory discussion group at the DC Center for the LGBTQ+ Community, and host of the upcoming SpeakTeasy show. Follow her at .

Event Venue

The Bluebird Cocktail Room, 3600 Hickory Avenue, Baltimore, United States