Smut Slam Baltimore: Sticky Icky

Is it getting…smoky in here? Got the irresistible urge to keep putting things in your mouth? It must be 4/20 eve! Let’s fire up the house with tales of our highest highs and stickiest situationships. Get ready for a rowdy evening of ass, grass, and sass!

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

We’re greening up the Green Room with sordid stories inspired by Mary Jane’s lovers—but you don’t need to be literal! Maybe you’ll tell us about rolling into bliss or your green-dream gigglegasm, but you can also riff off into memoirs of so-fun-it-feels-illegal romps, satisfying your hunger for sex and snacks at the same time, or getting sticky with lube. [Note: Because the theme lies at the crossroads of sex and substances, we’ll be extra strict about asking you to make it clear all parties were still capable of consent.] Get ready to tell us how you found your bliss!

Your fabulous femme-cee is Smut Slam Baltimore/Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to get a contact high off your storytelling.

Join us before the show to enjoy munchies-worthy pub fare, sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu, and browse collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor table—including Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers—your courage could be rewarded by a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!

Tickets: $25

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Diva Darling is the producer and femme-cee of the standing-room-only sex-themed storytelling show Smut Slam DC, and now of Smut Slam Baltimore. She is proud to have helped Smut Slam International creator Cameryn Moore develop the very first franchise show with DC. She's a sex educator, dating/relationship coach, and writer for She's also a burlesque performer/producer and teacher, an actor, playwright/producer, and an author whose short story "Frenzy" was released last year in Best Women's Erotica of the Year Vol. 8. She's a popular presenter at Nerd Nite DC, leads a polyamory discussion group at the DC Center for the LGBTQ+ Community, and host of the upcoming SpeakTeasy show. Follow her at .

Event Venue

The Bluebird Cocktail Room, 3600 Hickory Avenue, Baltimore, United States