Play sexy games, win sexy prizes at this inclusive real-life storytelling open mic-- a perfect date night at a swanky cocktail lounge!If the event is not sold out by 7pm on the day of the show, you can buy tickets at the door. At-door tickets are $25.
The sweetness of chocolate, the fire of cayenne-- lust's palette is colorful and includes pleasure, pain, indulgence, torment. Before Valentine's Day, there was the kinky hedonism of Lupercalia. Let's heat up the cold nights of this long winter with shared stories of swoony love and spicy desire.
Our theme for February is "Roses & Thorns", celebrating the full range of eros in all its glory. Will you recount a literal trail of rose petals leading to a candlelit bed? Or what it felt like the first time you were kissed by the sting of the singletail? Get emo with stories of your personal chemical romance, share the endurance of a truly Roman-style marathon, or enchant us with a fairy tale of seduction in a garden.
(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)
Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who want to be your Valentine.
As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize. All storytellers will get a little swag bag to reward their courage, and we've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—you could win a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!
Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get your copy of Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.
Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door
(want to give back to your community? Can't make the show, but want to help others attend? Choose the "contribute to gift tickets" option to fund community tickets for those in economic hardship! Gift tickets are made available as they're funded, no questions asked-- please only take one if you actually need it and if not, save them for those who do.)
Doors: 7:00pm Show: 8:00pm
Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling
Diva Darling is the producer and femme-cee of the standing-room-only sex-themed storytelling show Smut Slam DC, and now of Smut Slam Baltimore. She is proud to have helped Smut Slam International creator Cameryn Moore develop the very first franchise show with DC. She's a sex educator, dating/relationship coach, and writer by day . She's also a burlesque performer/producer and teacher, an actor, playwright/producer, and an author whose short story "Frenzy" was released last year in Best Women's Erotica of the Year Vol. 8 . She's a popular presenter and newly a producer at Nerd Nite DC, leads a polyamory discussion group at the DC Center for the LGBTQ+ Community, and hosts the SpeakTeasy burlesque show. Follow her at divanations.com .
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3600 Hickory Avenue,Baltimore,21211,US, United States
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