Smut Slam Baltimore: Let Them Eat Cake

If the event is not sold out by 7pm on the day of the show, you can buy tickets at the door. At-door tickets are $25.

Pleasure is for every body, and some of the best sexytimes are full-body experiences where everyone you play with gets to love the skin you're in. Flip off January's body negativity and join us for a night of stories-- steamy, sweet, silly, or otherwise-- that celebrate the body beautiful!

Our theme to kick off 2025 is "Let Them Eat Cake" to bask in the glory of being embodied, no matter your shape or size. Smut Slam is ALWAYS body-affirming, but this month we're having a body REVELution! Tell us about the night your lover gorged themselves on them cakes of yours. Breathlessly recount the first time you romped with the lights on. What did it feel like to have a body part worshipped? Or, get literal and tell us about being human dessert at the party.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who believe every body is a good body.

Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get your copy of Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.

As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize. All storytellers will get a little swag bag to reward their courage, and we've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—you could win a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!

Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door

(want to give back to your community? Can't make the show, but want to help others attend? Choose the "contribute to gift tickets" option to fund community tickets for those in economic hardship! Gift tickets are made available as they're funded, no questions asked-- please only take one if you actually need it and if not, save them for those who do.)

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Diva Darling is the producer and femme-cee of the standing-room-only sex-themed storytelling show Smut Slam DC, and now of Smut Slam Baltimore. She is proud to have helped Smut Slam International creator Cameryn Moore develop the very first franchise show with DC. She's a sex educator, dating/relationship coach, and writer by dayShe's also a burlesque performer/producer and teacher, an actor, playwright/producer, and an author whose short story "Frenzy" was released last year in Best Women's Erotica of the Year Vol. 8. She's a popular presenter and newly a producer at Nerd Nite DC, leads a polyamory discussion group at the DC Center for the LGBTQ+ Community, and hosts the SpeakTeasy burlesque show. Follow her at .

Event Venue

The Bluebird Cocktail Room, 3600 Hickory Avenue, Baltimore, United States