Smut Slam Baltimore: April Showers

If the event is not sold out by 7pm on the day of the show, you can buy tickets at the door. At-door tickets are $25. NOTE: The show has begun selling out in presales so advance purchase is strongly recommended!

"Wet." The word even sounds sexy. As gray winter gives way to the lushness of spring, libidos rise like sap in blooming trees, tempting us with thoughts of warm days spent cooling off in the water...and then making it steamy. Put a spring in your step with an evening of splashy stories that'll have droplets trickling down our faces AND our cocktail glasses!

Our theme for April is "April Showers", celebrating all things juicy, slick, and just plain WET. Tell us how your morning shower a deux made you late to work that day. Give us the blow-by-blow on the toy that finally got you to squirt. Regale us with the breathless romance of a sexy frolic in a rain-swept field. Don't be shy-- tell us if you struck gold in your shower explorations. We want to hear all the ways you've been super-soaked.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize. All storytellers will get a little swag bag to reward their courage, and we've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—you could win a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!

Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges who love to sit in the splash zone.

Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get your copy of Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.

Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door

(want to give back to your community? Can't make the show, but want to help others attend? Choose the "contribute to gift tickets" option to fund community tickets for those in economic hardship! Gift tickets are made available as they're funded, no questions asked-- please only take one if you actually need it and if not, save them for those who do. We especially encourage federal workers who are on administrative leave or fired to enjoy a gift ticket, so please consider supporting them!)

Doors: 7:00pm
Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Diva Darling is the producer and femme-cee of the standing-room-only sex-themed storytelling show Smut Slam DC, and now of Smut Slam Baltimore. She is proud to have helped Smut Slam International creator Cameryn Moore develop the very first franchise show with DC. She's a sex educator, dating/relationship coach, and writer by dayShe's also a burlesque performer/producer and teacher, an actor, playwright/producer, and an author whose short story "Frenzy" was released last year in Best Women's Erotica of the Year Vol. 8. She's a popular presenter and newly a producer at Nerd Nite DC, leads a polyamory discussion group at the DC Center for the LGBTQ+ Community, and hosts the SpeakTeasy burlesque show. Follow her at .

Event Venue

The Bluebird Cocktail Room, 3600 Hickory Avenue, Baltimore, United States