Smut Slam Amsterdam: "FIRSTS" (March 26)

Sun Mar 26 2023 at 07:00 pm to 10:00 pm

De Nieuwe Anita | Amsterdam

Smut Slam - International
Publisher/HostSmut Slam - International
Smut Slam Amsterdam: "FIRSTS" (March 26) Amsterdam's only community dirty storytelling open mic! Sign up to tell a story and win prizes, or just sit back and enjoy!
About this Event

Brace yourself, Amsterdam: SMUT SLAM IS COMING.

This exciting storytelling open mic based on real life, real lust, real sex is rolling into town on Sunday, March 26, with the theme of "FIRSTS." If you have a sex life, or are trying to have one, you've got some firsts to share!

Sunday, 26 March * doors at 7pm, slam at 8

Advance tickets: €12-15 sliding scale donation per person

(To buy tickets for more than one person, enter total amount of donation, and include names of additional people in the designated field during checkout)

At the door: €15 general, €10 student ticket with ID

Location: De Nieuwe Anita, 111 Frederik Hendrikstraat, Amsterdam

** PLEASE SEE OUR COVID PROTOCOLS BELOW.

Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, special prizes, amazing guest judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

7pm: arrive early to self-test on site (see below) and enjoy a lovely drink

8-10:30pm: a good old-fashioned Smut Slam (with one intermission)

** PRIZES PROVIDED BY Njoy toys and Konfettie.eu.

SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky six to eight names will be drawn at random.

RULES: - no notes - no costumes or props - only five minutes AND - the story must be real and have happened to you.

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL!

NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don't worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: - No interrupting. - No heckling. - No necking in the front row.

COVID MEASURES: DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! Hopefully there will be more Slams! Seating capacity is limited, so don't wait to get your ticket!

TESTING NOTICE: Please come early to take a self-test at the door (kits available for €2 or you can bring your own test AND TAKE IT AT THE DOOR).

EVENT LANGUAGE: English

SMUT SLAM in Amsterdam is being co-produced by Bustie La Tish.

SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, event producer, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, writing grant applications, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.

Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at http://www.smutslam.com

PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!

ACCESSIBILITY NOTES: coming soon!

Event Venue

De Nieuwe Anita, 111 Frederik Hendrikstraat, Amsterdam, Netherlands

Tickets

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