Schlock and Awe Presents: Contract to K*ll

Thu Apr 17 2025 at 09:00 pm to 11:00 pm UTC-05:00

Crucible | Madison

Cheshire Cat Comedy
Publisher/HostCheshire Cat Comedy
Schlock and Awe Presents: Contract to K*ll
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We make jokes during bad movies. That's the show!
About this Event

FREE live movie showing featuring commentary from comics Cody Lemke, Sasha Rosser, and David Fisher. We make jokes during bad movies. That's the show!

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This April, Schlock returns with noted Russian Special Representative Steven Seagal in Contract to K*ll. As if the movie's tagline ("They didn't just cross the border; they crossed the line") wasn't enough of a red flag, this movie throws in nonsensical exposition, derpy dialogue, and Seagal's signature wooden performance into the melting pot of stank for good measure. It's really quite alarmingly bad.

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Thursday, April 17, 2025

8:30PM doors • 9PM show

Crucible

3116 Commercial Avenue

Madison, WI 53713

Event link:

https://www.facebook.com/events/462458033527037

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Seating is first come, first served. Free parking and full bar service available at venue.


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Crucible, 3116 Commercial Avenue, Madison, United States

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