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�� Apparently Santa’s too good for a sleigh this year… ��So yes, he’s arriving at CrossFit Jona in a fire truck, because of course he is.Why use magic reindeer when you can block traffic and wake the entire neighborhood?� Save the date (if you must):Wednesday, 17 December 2025� 18:30� CrossFit JonaExpect:• Forced cheer• Overly enthusiastic coaches• Someone deadlifting in a Santa hat• And a large man pretending burpees are “cardio”� Bring a festive jumper.� Bring patience.� Earplugs strongly recommended.Santa will be judging your squat depth and your life choices.Ho. Ho. …Sure. No
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169-173 Obins street, Portadown, 169-173 Obins Street, Craigavon, BT62 1, United Kingdom
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