Time to chill out and retire that wild Big Dick Energy vibe before 2026 hits—come hang and vibe with us!About this Event
A night for women who are so done carrying everything on their backs.
This isn’t a healing circle.
This isn’t a workshop.
This is a good-time girls’ night disguised as a pre-2026 “ceremony.”
Except the ceremony is basically:
✨ laugh,
✨ drink,
✨ talk shit,
✨ and collectively decide we are DONE being the ones who handle every damn thing.
Because honestly?
We’ve all strutted around this year with Big Dick Energy we never asked for.
And before 2026 rolls in, we’re clocking out.
Retired. Finished. Hanging the cape and the imaginary dick in the locker.
Come sip wine, eat pizza, laugh loudly, and share stories with women who get it.
A cozy, festive night where we can finally say:
“I am officially off duty.”
(And yes — whether you're calling in dicks, no dicks, many dicks, zero dicks… all choices are supported here.)
No pressure. No processing.
Just a safe, warm space to unwind, be ridiculous, be yourself, and celebrate the fact that we made it through 2025 without combusting.
📅 December 19th
🕕 6–10 PM
📍 Barton Springs – Semi-private holiday space, good wine, festive vibes
Bring your humor.
Bring your girlfriends.
Bring your tired inner CEO so she can officially retire for the year.
Event Venue
Wanderlust Wine Co. - Speakeasy Wine Cave, 1601 Barton Springs Road, Austin, United States
USD 12.51
