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Oasis Reunion Tour 2024: "Because We Need the Money Tour"Liam and Noel Gallagher have officially announced the most unexpected reunion tour of the century, proving that even pure hatred can be monetized. After years of public insults, passive-aggressive tweets, and an entire Gallagher family Thanksgiving dinner that allegedly ended in a food fight, the brothers have decided to put their differences aside – but only long enough to squeeze every last penny out of their long-suffering fans.
Oasis will be performing all 3 of their greatest hits!
Expect endless onstage bickering, awkward silences, and the kind of tension you’d feel at a family reunion after someone brings up inheritance money.
"We’re doing this for the fans," Liam snarled through gritted teeth. "Those absolute wankers who keep begging us to reunite. Hope they’re ready to regret it."
Noel chimed in with his own thoughts: "Yeah, it’s for the fans… the ones who still think 'Wonderwall' is the greatest song ever written. Honestly, they deserve this – in the worst possible way."
VIP packages will include a front-row seat to the inevitable meltdown, along with a signed photograph of Liam flipping you off, and Noel giving you a condescending lecture on why he’s the only talented one in the family.
Tickets go on sale next weekish
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Oasis Hot Tub Gardens (Ann Arbor, MI), 2301 S State St, Ann Arbor, MI 48104-6109, United States,Ann Arbor, Michigan
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