Noble (G)Asses 3: A Burlesque and Variety Tribute to the Periodic Table

Fri Apr 25 2025 at 07:30 pm to 10:30 pm UTC-04:00

DC Comedy Loft and Bier Baron Tavern | Washington

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Noble (G)Asses 3: A Burlesque and Variety Tribute to the Periodic Table
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The chemistry-themed burlesque and variety revue you didn’t know you needed is back for a third year in a row!
About this Event

Beaver and Buttstuff are headed back to the Basement of the Science Building (aka The Bier Baron Cellar Stage) to bring you another lewd and ludicrous tribute to your favorite elements!

We've got your heavenly halogens, alluring alkalis, and of course, noble (g)asses!

Join us for a night of thrilling and nominally educational entertainment guaranteed to get your Bunsens burnin'! Or whatever other sciencey euphemism you prefer!

We said it before and we’ll say it again: you can’t spell “Periodic table” without “EROTICA”! And anyone who says you can is lying.


Doors: 7pm

Show: 7:30 pm

Tickets: $15 advance, $20 day-of


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Event Venue & Nearby Stays

DC Comedy Loft and Bier Baron Tavern, 1523 22nd Street Northwest, Washington, United States

Tickets

USD 17.85

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