Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive - Cardiff

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Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive - Cardiff
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Are you ready to have the best damn night of your effing life? Well don’t worry, the man with the golden larynx, Nick Helm, is back – and he’s aiming high.
On his last tour Nick Helm promised you a Super Fun Good Time Show and, except for one man in Hull, no one could say he did anything other than more than deliver. This time, the International Treasure-in-Waiting is going to give you the best damn night of your miserable lives whether you want it or not.
Nick Helm is the greatest living all-round entertainer of his or any generation, living or dead, and he’s coming to a town near you. What are you going to tell your grandkids? That you were busy that night? Well get ready for your grandkids to stare at you with a complete lack of comprehension. You’ll be considered, locally, an idiot. From now on, every time you catch your own reflection in a car window or the back of an old DVD, you’ll think yourself a wally.
So chill the eff out, wind your effing neck in and buy an effing ticket. They’re affordable and there’s an interval to buy refreshments and to look at your fellow audience members with a cocked head asking “Did he just change our lives?” Relent to him. He. Is. Your. New. God. You can run and you can hide, but no one gets out alive.
Since starting stand-up comedy in 2007, Nick quickly gained attention from across the industry for his hilarious blend of one-liners, stories, poems and songs. He’s been twice nominated for an Edinburgh Comedy Award, released two successful albums, and was nominated for a BAFTA for short film Elephant, which he co-wrote, directed and starred in. As also seen on Uncle, Loaded, Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment, Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and many more.
‘Genuinely exciting’ ★★★★★ - Telegraph
‘Terrific’ ★★★★ - The Times
‘It ain’t pretty, but it is hilarious’ ★★★★ - Chortle
Doors: 7pm | Last entry: 7:30pm
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The Glee Club Cardiff, Mermaid Quay Unit U7a,Cardiff, United Kingdom

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