Nazeem Hussain | You Paid For This @ Newcastle Comedy Festival

Sun Jul 13 2025 at 07:30 pm to 08:30 pm UTC+10:00

Newcastle Conservatorium of Music | Newcastle

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Nazeem Hussain | You Paid For This @ Newcastle Comedy Festival
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This is the official bio for my brand new show You Paid for This. Not to be confused with any of the fakes ones out there. I had to write this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans. I thought coming up with the title was the hard part, but writing a 150 word biography about a comedy show I haven’t performed yet is really hard.
It’s called You Paid for This, and yes, I’m aware you likely haven’t actually paid yet. It’s what we call in the biz “presumptive selling”. A bold, but risky move. The show does what the title suggests, presuming you buy a ticket.
I can’t promise much beyond an hour of jokes, sponsored by you. You haven’t paid yet, but we both know it’s only a matter of time. See you there! Damn it, 143 words.
★★★★ The Age
"side-splittingly funny” - The Time UK
A mixture of belly laughs and tension, - NZ Herald
Rating 16+
Warnings Occasional Course Language, Mature Content
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Newcastle Conservatorium of Music, 32 Auckland St, Cooks Hill NSW 2300, Australia,Newcastle, New South Wales

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