Name: Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Start: 2026-01-28T19:00:00-05:00
Location: Chatham Capitol Theatre

Movie Night: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Wednesday, January 28, 2026
Chatham Capitol Theatre
Doors open at 6:30 pm | Showtime at 7:00 pm
Admission $7 at the door or flash your pass
Concessions available – popcorn, drinks, and treats
What happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp, offbeat comedy about resilience, revenge, and the art of standing tall even when you can’t.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
At its heart, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could, they take on bullies, bureaucracy, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in.
This isn’t just a film it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry.
Rating: R
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Thriller, Psychological Drama
Run time: 1 h 53 min
Stars: Rose Byrne, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein