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https://beerfests.com/events/vulgar-brewing-lager-festA festival for lovers of lager! Each brewery from around New England will be pouring nothing but lager beer. Live music, Oktoberfest themed food, and a big game of Rock, Paper, Scissors will return this year!
TLDR - Lagerbeer, Sept 20 2025, 21+, VIP $65 12-4pm, General $45 1-4pm, DD $15, music & food, no kids, no dogs, rain or shine
GATHER YE WHO THIRST FOR TASTE.
The hour is upon us. The sky burns amber, the air crackles with anticipation, and the time draws near—not in fire, but in foam. Step boldly into a new world, where golden liquid flows freely. Welcome to celebration... Welcome to Lagerfest!
As the sun reaches its zenith (noon), the gates shall part for the Chosen—those marked VIP, the prophets of malt and masters of the first sip. They shall commune with the brewers, the sacred architects of flavor, and taste what may be the last of our earthly pleasures.
But at the first toll of the afternoon bell—1:00 PM sharp—the great flood shall begin. The general masses will surge forth, called by the siren song of lager. This is no ordinary festivity. This is the great convergence of brew and being, the union of foam and flesh.
The breweries, summoned from across the land, shall pour forth their offerings: the crisp helles of lost empires, the robust bocks of forgotten dynasties, the pilsners once favored by kings and madmen. Each sip, a memory. Each pour, a prophecy.
And lo, the music shall rise—a final soundtrack to the world's unwinding. Two heralds of sound shall lift their voices, not to mourn, but to celebrate revelry. And when the hunger comes, as it surely shall, fear not the void—for Vulgar Brewing and the enigmatic Teenie Weenies shall provide sustenance, grilled and sacred, from their wheeled temples.
But beware, ye who drink without wisdom. Your goblet is bottomless, yes—but your flesh is not. Drink with reverence. Let each sip be a hymn. For those noble enough to abstain, the Designated Drivers shall walk among you, guardians of safe passage in these festive hours.
So raise your chalice, ye seekers of bliss, and toast to the waning light. To the end of the ordinary. To the beginning of memory. To the Mighty Lager and the joy that brought us together before returning to the mundane.
Lagerfest is for those 21 and older. The children and beasts must stay behind. Only true service animals shall walk this path.
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
378 Central St, Franklin, NH, United States
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