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Hey, losers! đLetâs be honestâyour relationship is as exciting as a soggy biscuit, and your partner? Not exactly a stunner, are they? So why bother playinâ house when you can blow it all up and have the night of your life instead?
February 14, 2025, is your chance to ditch the dead weight at the Red Gate Arts Society for the Valentineâs Day Festival of Humanity. While youâre busy pretending to be happy with your ugly other half, why not come out and hear something real for a change?
Headlining the night is Jim E. Brownâa poet, activist, and alcoholic who was born just before the world fell apart. This blokeâs lived through hell and back, and heâll make you feel every bit of it. Bet you wish you had his guts instead of sitting at home watching Netflix with that thing you call a partner.
And thatâs not all, folks! Weâve got:
đ The Great Pretensionââcause letâs face it, youâve been fakinâ it this whole time
đď¸ The comeback of Andy Kaufmanâyep, heâs back, and he probably wouldnât give your partner the time of day
đś And music from Yepâa name thatâs way more interesting than your love life
Tickets are just $20âa small price to pay to blow up your boring life.
Doors open at 8:00pm, so leave your uggo at home and come witness something thatâll actually make you feel alive for once.
And hey, if youâre too skint to cough up for a ticket, weâre N.O.T.A.F.L.O.F. (No One Turned Away for Lack of Funds), because we donât want anyone missing out on the chance to experience the absolute chaos of humanity. Youâll thank us laterâif you survive the night!
So whatâs it gonna be? Another miserable night with your not-so-hot partner, or a chance to break free and join the rest of us living in the real world?
#BreakFree #JimEBrown #LoveIsOverrated #RedGateArts #TheIncidentalPress #ChooseLifeNotMediocrity
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Red Gate Arts Society, 1965 Main street,Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada