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What could possibly go wrong?Everything really in all honesty and it probably will.
We will be playing for a line (no not like that) and then a house (no you will not win a house, bungalow, apartment, flat, caravan or any other kind of building) and there will be ten of each.
Each line will win a 'Shite or Shine' as decided by the envelope you choose when you call out "whatever the phrase is for that particular line" eg you dab your final number and shout "IN MY MOUTH" or "OOOOOHHH I LIKE IT ROUGH" and then we will check your numbers match our balls and you choose an envelope... You could win anything from a second hand toilet seat to a bottle of drinkies.
Each house will be run in the same way and you will get a slightly better prize ... (not much better but a prize all the same) and the final house will win something that everyone will look at with envy!!! possibly pity.
There will be a raffle for a GIANT Elf at £2/ticket or three for £5.
!!! WARNING !!!
There WILL be audience participation.
There will be shenanagins.
There will probably, most likely, DEFINITELY be rude words.
Naughtiness IS to be expected.
So get your tickets from the Bonito Lounge (advanced booking is recommended).
Order a drinkie or two.
Get yourself upstairs.
Sit your bum down.
Get your dabber out (no not like that).
and we have....
EYES DOWN AT 7PM.
SHENANAGINS WILL BE HAD AND YES IT WILL PROBABLY GO WRONG AS THIS IS THE FIRST ONE (and mine is a nice Bourbon with lots of ice in a long glass... DO NOT GIVE STEVIE ANY SPIRITS... red wine only for him).
It might over run
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Bonito Lounge, Rspca, High Street, Bognor Regis, PO21 1HN, United Kingdom
Concerts, fests, parties, meetups - all the happenings, one place.
