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By mid-December, tensions are high at the North Pole. The elves are behind on AI compliance training, the reindeer are threatening to unionize over oat inflation, and Santa? He’s desperate for a night out.
So once again, he’s sneaking away to Helena, MT—his favorite escape from the madness. He’ll be arriving on December 14th around 7:00 PM, with Rudolph locked in as his DR (Designated Reindeer). The sleigh will touch down near Blackfoot River Brewery, and from there, the merry mob will migrate down the gulch, bar by bar, spreading holiday cheer (and possibly glitter).
🎶 Expect music, mischief, and maybe even a DJ to close out the night with some dancing. More details to come as Santa finalizes his playlist.
👗 Costumes are mandatory.
A Santa hat alone won’t cut it. Unless it’s the only thing you’re wearing (bold move). We want full-on festive flair: Santas, Mrs. Clauses, elves (naughty, nice, and unhinged), reindeer, snowmen, gingerbread folks, Krampus, holiday trees, and yes—someone better reprise the giant bottle of eggnog.
🎁 Bring gifts!
Small giveaways for the unsuspecting non-Santa civilians are encouraged. Candy canes, stickers, weird ornaments—whatever spreads joy.
📱 2025 Reminder:
Post your best looks and moments with #SantaConsOhan2025. Santa’s watching on Instagram, TikTok, and probably Threads now too.
⚠️ Disclaimer:
This is a decentralized, costume-fueled bar crawl. I’m not in charge of anything. I’m just the guy Santa texts when he needs a break. He told me Helena better be ready—so let’s not disappoint him.
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66 S Park Ave, Helena, MT, United States
Concerts, fests, parties, meetups - all the happenings, one place.
