Name: Hal Cruttenden Stand up Comedy Tour
Start: 2026-03-14T19:45:00+00:00
End: 2026-03-14T22:30:00+00:00
Location: The Attic Southampton

Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It stand up comedy tour in Southampton Saturday 14th March
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Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It stand up comedy tour in Southampton Saturday 14th March

Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2025/2026 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him.

With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.

His last tour was extended four times and he’s one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.

Hal Cruttenden stand up comedy tour

'Reminded me of how much I love stand up' ★★★★ The Times

‘Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot.’ ★★★★★ Daily Mirror

‘Naturally funny…challenging and provocative’ ★★★★ Daily Telegraph

Advance Tickets are £20 in advance only.
Bar opens at 6.30pm with 7pm we open the doors for our Southampton Comedy Club ready for the show starting approximately at 7.45pm.
Southampton Comedy Club, The Attic, can be found @ River Studios, 32 Winsor Road, Totton, Southampton. SO40 9HQ

In the unlikely event that we cancel the event, we will offer a full refund. Unfortunately tickets are otherwise non-refundable. Please contact us if you wish to transfer your ticket to a friend if you cannot attend for any reason.

Seating is unreserved on a first come first serve basis.

There are NO physical tickets and all ticket holders will be on a list on the door and as back up we request you bring proof of purchase on your phone with your ticket confirmation order, so no need to print anything off.