Name: “Grab Your Balls, We’re Going Bowling”
Start: 2026-01-17T18:00:00-05:00
Location: Denville Clock Tower

$\u201cGrab Your Balls, We\u2019re Going Bowling\u201d$

Baby it’s cold outside so let’s go bowling! Meet up at the Denville clock tower at 6pm Saturday night. We’re going to ride to Rockaway Lanes!!!! Round trip distance will be approx. 10 miles. This is always a great party! Bar and food! Bring some $ and good bike lights. If your lucky, you might see some turkeys or maybe even a chicken!
Anybody who rides with a bowling ball will be treated to a free game or beer.

Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a beer Because bowling time is pretty near Tortured men forget their pain When they head to the bowling lane
Let’s go bowling, for a free game Let’s go bowling Let’s go bowling, let’s go bowling Let’s do it now
Because WrestleMania’s fine by me Monster trucks are a sight to see A culture like that’s nice and all But there ain’t nothing better than a bowling ball You know the sport that God would choose Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoes