Name: Get out of the Basement!!
Start: 2025-01-05T15:00:00-06:00
Location: Pelican to Mars: Pet Friendly Bar

🎤🎂 "Get Out of the Basement!" Birthday Karaoke Bash 🎲🎸
In the grand tapestry of universal events, there are certain moments that defy explanation: the invention of karaoke, the rise of Dungeons & Dragons, and, of course, the inexplicable popularity of leg warmers in the 1980s. On January 5th, these seemingly unrelated phenomena will collide in a singularity of music, mischief, and questionable decisions—otherwise known as “Get Out of the Basement!”
This is not a drill, a simulation, or an especially vivid fever dream. This is your official invitation to leave the safety of your subterranean lair and boldly go where no bard, barbarian, or karaoke enthusiast has gone before (well, maybe they have, but not like this).
🕺 What’s in store? Probably too much, but here goes:
🎸 Karaoke Hits: Your chance to loudly and enthusiastically misinterpret the music of legends like RUSH, Led Zeppelin, and Black Sabbath. (They’d want you to try, we’re fairly sure.)
🧙‍♀️ Themed Costumes: Whether you’re channeling 80s glam rock, medieval wizardry, or that awkward mix of both, you’ll fit right in. Extra points if your costume looks like it was scavenged from the local charity shop.
🎲 D&D Easter Eggs: Subtle nods and winks to the days when dice were weapons of mass imagination and everything vaguely magical was assumed to be a gateway to the underworld.
🎂 Cake: Not metaphorical, allegorical, or hypothetical. Just cake. Actual cake. Because it’s a birthday party, after all.
This is not merely karaoke. This is a quest, a chance to find your true voice (or at least a passable imitation of someone else’s). Bring your friends, your dice, and your courage—though perhaps leave your dignity at home. After all, it’s not really rock and roll if someone doesn’t embarrass themselves.
So, polish your microphone, warm up your vocal cords, and prepare for an evening of loud noises, chaotic fun, and maybe—just maybe—the time of your life. You’ve got one chance to roll for glory. Don’t mess it up.
"Get Out of the Basement!" awaits. All you have to do is show up. (Well, and sing. But mostly show up.)