Name: F*ck Me, I'm Old: Queer. Single. Over 40. (and that's FINE.)
Start: 2025-10-08T20:00:00+01:00
End: 2025-10-08T21:30:00+01:00
Location: The Cockatoo Club

F*ck Me, I'm Old: Queer. Single. Over 40. (and that's FINE.)

An evening of silly, smutty stories about getting older without growing up
About this Event

Being LGBTQIA+ and over 40 isn’t easy. Especially when you’re trans, single, and A Bit Weird.

A one-person show about getting older without growing up.

From shagging disrespectful twinks to embracing your inner Golden Girl, 'Comedian' River Scott shares stories and jokes while exploring how attitudes to life, sex, and relationships change in middle-age. (It was this or therapy, and this was cheaper.)

Includes: gender-neutral dirty talk, dealing with grey pubes, and how it feels to be the same age as grown-ups.

Also, lots of nob jokes and swearing.

River Scott is a multi-award-winning writer, broadcaster, and tart. They host the long-running podcast Probably True: Stories of Queer Life and Even Queer-er Sex, identify as non-binary, and genuinely didn’t expect you to read this far.