EMPIRE MOVIE - If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Wed Oct 29 2025 at 07:00 pm to 09:00 pm UTC-04:00

The Empire Theatre | Belleville

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EMPIRE MOVIE - If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
About this Event

For Linda, being a working wife and mother in Montauk is not a life of serenity and joy but stress and anxiety. Her daughter is suffering from an unknown disease and is hooked up to a constantly beeping medical device. Her husband is away at sea working and unable to alleviate the crippling pressure weighing on her every minute. Tensions escalate when a hole in the ceiling bursts, a problematic event that metaphorically sums up the immense strain she’s under.

Then there are the patients where she works as a counsellor at the Center for Psychological Arts and Mom Talk, and an aloof contractor not providing much help at the house. The repairs send Linda and her daughter to a motel where a calm, supportive superintendent offers space to breathe. But Linda’s mental health continues to spiral, the stresses of her life accumulating.

Cast: Rose Byrne, A$AP Rocky, Conan O’Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Christian Slater

Genre: Drama, Comedy

Runtime: 1 hr. 53 mins.

Rating: 14A

Showing:

Wednesday, October 29 @ 2 & 7 pm

Thursday, October 30 @ 7 pm

Friday, October 31 @ 7 pm


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Event Venue & Nearby Stays

The Empire Theatre, 321 Front Street, Belleville, Canada

Tickets

CAD 13.92

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