Electile Dysfunction 2024: Laugh and/or Cry Edition

Tue, 05 Nov, 2024 at 06:00 pm

3401 Speedway, Apartment A1, Austin, TX, 78705 | Austin

Electile Dysfunction 2024: Laugh and\/or Cry Edition It's Election Day 2016 - err, I mean, 2024 - and it's once again the Most Important Day In The History Of The World. Why spend it alone? Whether we end up laughing like Kamala or crying like a J6 defendant, you'll want to be with friends - and maybe a stiff drink. So as soon as you're done stuffing the ballot boxes with millions of fraudulent votes, come on over to my place to watch the horse race unfold, shoot the shit, cuddle, drown your sorrows, or smoke your cares away.
As an untreated political junkie, I'll be awake & wired from when the first East Coast polls close (6:00 pm CT) until we know the result - and it looks like it could be a real nail-biter. Roll through at any time and help me avoid looking at my phone all night or contemplating the void! I'll provide emotional support, drinks and W**d, squish and music, and a (muted) big screen with live coverage of the chaos. Later in the evening I'll order pizza for all of us. You bring other snacks you want, cigarettes to furiously chain-smoke in front of my apartment, or simply your lovely selves.
Park anywhere around the apartment complex (The Braeburn) or in the neighborhood - it's all unrestricted. My unit is A1, right at the corner of 34th and Speedway.
I'll be up all night, so stop by whenever you want to and stay as long as you need to! We're all in this together and we're all going to be ok!

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3401 Speedway, Apartment A1, Austin, TX, 78705, United States

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