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How can it be you have spent a whole ten minutes staring at a banana? Why do you always do stuff like that?
Why do you never do the other really great things where it’s much, much better - and afterwards you don’t want to saw off your own face and post it back to yourself with not quite enough stamps?
Also, learn how to make breakfast not even knowing you are out of bed
Diagnose the mirror, reason with the mice and boil yoghurt blindfolded.
Enjoy the fruits of hurtling cognitive decline and your neighbour’s sprawling ghastliness, absence of humanity and so, so much more.
These times have not been easy.
We Got This is the brand new show from BAFTA and Perrier award-winning comedian Dylan Moran. It promises to be a joyously furious romp through the frustration and folly of modern-day life.
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Sut aflwydd y medroch chi dreulio deng munud yn grwn yn rhythu ar fanana?
Pam dach chi byth a hefyd yn gwneud pethau felly?
Pam na wnewch chi fyth mo’r pethau eraill campus yna sy’n well o lawer, o dipyn – ac wedyn does arnoch chi ddim eisiau llifio’ch wyneb eich hun a’i bostio’n ôl atoch eich hun heb lawn digon o stampiau?
At hynny, dysgwch sut i wneud brecwast heb yn wybod hyd yn oed eich bod wedi codi o’r gwely.
Diagnosiwch y drych, dal pen rheswm â’r llygod a berwi iogwrt â mwgwd dros eich llygaid.
Mwynhewch ffrwyth dirywio dirnadol yn mynd fel cath i gythraul ac erchylltra eich cymydog ar hyd ac ar led, diffyg dyngarwch a hylltod, llond gwlad at hynny.
Fu’r rhain ddim yn ddyddiau hawdd.
Sioe newydd sbon danlli grai ydi We Got This, gan y digrifwr enillodd wobrau BAFTA a Perrier, Dylan Moran. Mae’n addo’n deg bod yn giamocs gorfoleddus ar garlam gwyllt drwy seithuctod a hurtni’r oes sydd ohoni.
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
St David's Hall, The Hayes / Yr Aes, Cardiff, United Kingdom
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