Don't Squeeze The Charmin

Thu Oct 02 2025 at 07:30 pm to 09:00 pm UTC-05:00

117 S Washington St, Green Bay, WI, United States, Wisconsin 54301 | Green Bay

Meyer Theatre
Publisher/HostMeyer Theatre
Don't Squeeze The Charmin
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Step back in time to the bright, bold aisles of a 1970s neighborhood grocery store where the staff at Sure Way are anything but ordinary. Meet Mr. Whipple, a Neil Diamond-loving store manager dreaming of becoming the new face of Procter & Gamble’s latest sensation — the irresistibly soft Charmin toilet paper. But squeezing the Charmin? Totally off limits. Plus, keeping his quirky bunch of Sure Way employees in line is a full-time job itself. From Pat the butcher to Frank the scheming bag boy, and the sassy checkout gals Lisa and Amy, this colorful cast navigates a looming corporate visit from Sarah Smile, the sharp-eyed P&G marketing executive. Auditions for the Charmin spokesperson spot turn into a wild showcase of outrageous slogans, antics, and awkward flirtations. Who will land the role? You’ll have to find out in our latest production. If you’re into vintage commercials, workplace laughs, or just good ol’ 70s vibes, this show’s got you covered — and it’ll leave you grinning ear to ear.
The opening night performance on Thursday, September 25 will be a benefit show for the Festival Foods Turkey Trot, benefiting the YMCA and Boys & Girls Club. For Thursday night's performance, $10 of every sold ticket goes to this valuable organization in our community.
Let Me Be Frank Productions is celebrating their 26th season of entertainment! Get your Frank fix all year long with a flex pack! Choose from a 10 or 5 show package, which includes 10 or 5 vouchers to use in any combination for the 2025 season shows. One voucher equals one ticket.
5 Ticket Flex Package = $170
10 Ticket Flex Package = $330
-20% savings off regular price tickets
-No per tickets fees
-Ability to choose your show dates and seats
-Adjust the number of tickets used for each show
-Mobile and will call delivery options
-Designated customer service representative
-Invitation to customer appreciation party
-Can be used as gifts
To purchase season or flex tickets, contact Cindy at (920) 676-8883 or [email protected] for more details.
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