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Dear Cottagers,A new year with a new way forward for Comedy Cottage till we see a return of our beloved Harlequin Theatre!
Pop-ups
Do not miss our on a wonderful collaboration between your Comedy Cottage club and the wonderful Archway Theatre which is within easy reach for our first pop-up night there. Situated just by Horley Station.
We start 2025 with a bang bring our usual smorgasboard of award winning comedy with a killer line-up in the cutest boutique venue. We suggest early booking for this one as already lots of interest in tickets. The box office opens for this event at 10:00 AM on Monday 16th December. Book your tickets early using the weblink below in order to secure your seats:
https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/archwaytheatre/comedy-cottage/e-oddqor
PATRICK MONAHAN @PatrickJMonahan
ITV Show me the Funny Winner
ITV Take the mic Winner
Much loved by locals – Patrick blends a high energy comedy style with hilarious and engaging topical and observational material. Known for working a room, Patrick is adored by his audiences with whom he makes an effortless connection! Due to his extremely clean and highly accessible material Patrick has developed a solid footing on both the International, UK comedy circuit as well as Corporate Circuit as an
After Dinner speaker and an Awards Host.
Patrick was also the resident studio warm up Artiste for a number of seasons on Jonathan Ross show, ‘The Paul O’Grady Show’ (C4)
“This gifted livewire commands the stage with a mix of wit and force of personality” (Evening Standard)
“Lovable Stuff” (The Independent)
“Omid Djalili meets Dave Allen” (Daily Mail)
JULIET MEYERS (& Her Dog Homer)
Comedian and writer (TV credits inc Sarah Millican show, 8/10 cats and more) returns to the cottage with her beloved co star Homer the Portuguese rescue dog! Both have issues that are shared hilariously onstage! The funniest most adorable human & fur double act since Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog!
'Devilish social commentary' (The Scotsman)
'Quirky and original' (Broadway Baby)
'Laugh out loud funny offbeat ideas' (Chortle)
DIMITRI BAKANOV (@DimitriBakanov)
Half Russian, half Ukrainian comedian, based in the UK.
Dimitri has quickly established himself as one to watch. In his first year as a stand up, he reached the finals of many of the big competitions including So You think you’re funny, Leicester Square Theatre, Laughing Horse and more. He was selected for the prestigious ‘AAA Late Show’ at the Edinburgh Festival.
Dimitri has performed internationally from Bangkok, to Beijing, Hong Kong to Moscow, Copenhagen to Oslo, Dublin and more.
‘Interesting…new angels on global politics…fairly dark’ (Beyond The Joke)
‘Dimitri Bakanov offers a tight, slick routine, giving the impression that every line has been highly polished. (Chortle)
CAT SCULLY
Finalist (Regional) Funny Women Comp
Semi-Finalist SYTYF
Cat Scully's endless supply of stoicism and positivity did not prepare her for life in the UK. Originally from Canada now based in the UK.
She is a regular on the Brighton and South East Circuit. Cat performed her first solo show at Leicester Comedy Festival last year and will be debuting it at the Brighton Fringe this year.
"Cat is perfect for a damp and chilly British evening" (Sussex World)
PRATEEK KOHIL (@prateek_comedy)
Prateek’s comedy travels through the absurdities of three continents where he has lived and performed. He has won the Bay Area Comedy Competition (2022) and was a runner up at the West End New Act of the Year (2024). He can regularly be seen performing in pro nights at clubs like the Comedy Store, Backyard comedy club, Comedy Cellar Bracknell. His jokes are original, fresh and turn political when it is least expected.
"Inventive comic and a great addition to any bill" (Backyard Comedy Club)
MC SAJEELA KERSHI (@SajeelaKershi)
Winner of AWA Arts & Culture Award (2015)
Winner Argus Angels Award for Artistic Excellence (2015)
Star of Edinburgh Award Winning show (2007)
Comedian/writer/broadcaster - who has performed all over the UK and Internationally.
Seen & heard on various BBC Radio, BBC TV, C4, ITV, Comedy Central, Talk TV, GBN & much More.
‘Smart Funny With a mischievous glint’ (Times)
‘Magnetic loveable and extremely witty’ (The Spectator)
'Hugely talented, extremely funny, divine diva (Time Out)
House Tunes - Our very own Jamie Amos
And not forgetting Team Angels and all the lovely Team Archway for making this show possible!
Grab your tickets asap and book your people carriers or a train to Horley as The Archway is just by the station.
Grab your people and get booking folks!
Tickets £15 each
Collecting for Forgotten Women
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
The Archway Theatre, Dingbats Improv, Horley, RH6 7, United Kingdom,Horley
