#austintx ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴜᴘ.
ᴡᴇ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴄᴀʀʀᴏᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ.
ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴜꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏꜱᴍɪᴄ ᴄᴀʙᴀʀᴇᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱʜᴏᴡ
🥕THE CARROT PROPHECY REAWAKENS 🥕
The cosmos have aligned. The Carrot Cult shrouded in mystery for ages emerges once more to reveal its uncanny truths. This is your summons to join us at the intersection where absurdity becomes sacred.
On February 7th 2025 the Austin Fou Fou Ha! clown troupe returns in an asstrological convergence a baptism of the bizarre and a holy communion of celestial carrot-worshipping.
The Carrot Cult invites you to enter its temple at Kick Butt Coffee. Here under the watchful gaze of the celestial carrot you will face the trials of The 24 Carrot Show a labyrinthine designed to test your devotion and willingness to surrender to the surreal.
✨ WHAT IS THE 24 CARROT SHOW?
It's like stumbling through a psychedelic cartoon-colored fever dream where a game show meets a church service and celestial cabaret. Hosted by clowns who blur the lines of gender satire and sensuality with reckless abandon for a cult-like congregation.
You can expect
“Fosse meets Muppets”
surrealist dance spectacles
Satirical sex-positive clownery
Clowns who flirt with uncanny valley their presence both alluring and unsettling.
P**sy-powered burlesque bangers to make your heart thump and your jaw drop
And yes… there will be carrots. Lots of them.
🌟 A TRANSIENT TEMPLE OF THE WEIRD 🌟
Curated by the inimitable Mama Fou the high priestess director and creator of Fou Fou Ha! this is a kaleidoscopic collision of cabaret comedy and chaos. This is a church of the profane and absurd.
Special Guest Prophet of Revelations Lucy Lonestar & The Trickster Prophet Baldie Loxx ✨ Sonic vibrations from DJ Lady Vitamins to unlock your third eye & lure your inner groove.
CLOWN MYSTICS
🥕ᴛᴏᴍ ꜰᴏᴜ ʟ'ʀɪᴇ🥕ᴅᴀᴍᴇ ꜰᴏᴜ🥕ᴍᴀᴅᴀᴍᴇ ꜰᴏᴜʙᴀʀʏ🥕ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛʏ ꜰᴏᴜ🥕ᴅÉᴊÀ ꜰᴏᴜ🥕ʙɪʟʟɪᴇ ꜰᴏᴜ🥕ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏ ꜰᴏᴜ🥕ᴄʟᴜꜱꜱʏ ꜰᴏᴜ🥕ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴏᴜ🥕ꜰʀɪɴɢᴇ ꜰᴏᴜ & ꜰᴏᴜɢᴀᴢɪ
🥕ᴘʀɪᴍᴀ ꜰᴏᴜʟᴀʀɪɴᴀ🥕ʙʟᴀɪꜱꜱᴇᴢ ꜰᴏᴜ
🌌 ENTER THE CARROT CULT 🌌
Tix on Eventbrite
$25 presales grab your seat now to save $10
Event Venue
Kick Butt Coffee, 5775 Airport Blvd Suite 725, Austin, TX 78752, United States
