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OH HOLY NIGHT, IT’S FREE CHRISTMAS DINNER AT TORN CHURCH! When: Christmas Day (December 25th)
Time: 1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Where: Torn Church (yes, the building is fine, only our jeans are torn)
Tired of pretending you like Aunt Karen’s fruitcake?
Come eat with us instead!
We’re serving:
Turkey (real bird, not the weird cold-cut roll)
Ham that doesn’t taste like regret
All the sides your elastic-waist pants can handle
Pie that will make you shout “Sweet Baby Jesus!”
Zero cost. Zero catch. Zero judgment if you show up in pajamas or that ugly sweater your cat threw up on last year.
Whether you’re lonely, broke, stuffed with family drama, or just really love free pie, you’re invited.
Bring yourself. Bring your appetite. Bring your neighbor who microwaves fish at work. Everyone’s welcome.
Torn Church – where the doors are open, the jeans are ripped, and the food is free.
See you Christmas Day… or we’re eating your slice of pie with your name on it. 😏
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